This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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