he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Randomize
