Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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