the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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