Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
