I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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