did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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