i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Randomize
