"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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