absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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