So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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