The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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