he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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