He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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