you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
When are your genitals available?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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