i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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