why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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