So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Randomize
