This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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