Christians are straight up FREAKS
Please, let me fuck your mom
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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