is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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