We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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