Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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