There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You took a bar mat shot.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
you made out with another girl for some wings
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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