do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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