I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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