Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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