Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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