Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
