Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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