I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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