Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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