How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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