yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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