lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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