i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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