Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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