She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Randomize
