She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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