so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
There r osticjed everywhere
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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