There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Randomize
