I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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