its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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