Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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