Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
there was a trapeze. enough said
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
