Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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