i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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