No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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