your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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