belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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